Not Married with Children XXX
Parody! Not from the makers of the TV show. 09/16/2009
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Studio............X Play Reviewer
Producer..........Scott David & Jeff Mullen Parody
Director..........Will Ryder
Distributor.......LFP Video
Videographer......Will Ryder/Miles Long
BTS...............Will Ryder/Nick Ventura
Make-Up Artist....Marianne
Audio.............2.0
Media.............Blu-ray 16x9 HD
Minutes...........133
Points............ 8.92
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Stars
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Allyssa Hall iafd Hot. Honeyblonde Aug 2008
Brittany O'Connell iafd MILF. Hot redhead! E Dec 1997
Brooke Belle iafd Sexy cute blonde. E Sep 2007
Emy Reyes iafd Latin. Sexy & cute Oct 2008
India Summer iafd MILF Brunette. Sexy! Dec 2006 CAVR Nominee
Kagney Linn Karter iafd MS. Sexy cute blonde.E Dec 2008
Kimber James iafd She-male. Blonde. Sep 2009
Kora Cummings iafd MILF. Sexy brunette. Dec 2008
Madison Scott iafd AZ. Sexy busty blond E Sep 2007
Payton Leigh iafd MILF. Honeyblonde. May 2007 CAVR Nominee
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Movie
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1> Kelly Preps For Her Date.
Kagney. Nude on bed. Dildo solo. Self titty play. Tastes dildo.
Barrett Blade gets brief BJ on sofa. No cumshot. 8.80
2> Divorce Party Sex.
India & Nick Manning & gals. Touching. Kora gives brief BJ.
In bedroom. Topless. BJ. Nude. Eats & fingers her. Clit solo.
Screwing. P2M. Screwing & clit solo. He strokes off on face. 8.90
3> Magic Spa.
Allyssa & Emy & Brooke & Dane Cross as Bud.
In spa. Topless. Touching. BJ. Les kiss. Nude. Screwing Brooke
& clit solo. Brooke open mouth facial. BJ clean up. 8.90
4> Shoe Store Heaven.
Madison & Brad Hardy. In shoe store. Funny Kimber size 9 skit.
Sexy outfit. Kiss. Eats & fingers her. Topless. BJ. Screwing &
clit solo. P2M. He strokes off in open mouth. BJ clean up. 9.00
5> Peg & Al Get F..ked.
Brittany & Erci Swiss. Sexy outfit. In bed. BJ. Nude. 69 her on
top. Screwing. Screwing & clit solo. He strokes off on her tits. 8.80
6> Is That a Prisoner.
Kagney & Reno. Funny shoe store skit to begin. On sofa. Sexy
black outfit. Touching. Eats her. BJ. Titty screwing. Screwing.
He strokes off in her open mouth. BJ clean up. 8.80
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Extras Extras
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Chapters Choices:
Scene Title ID.
Extras BTS: .20
Part 1 26:05
Part 2 24:15
Part 3 23:37
Part 4 24:32
Bloopers. 9:33 .10
Kimber size 9 is funny!
How did they complete this movie?
Director/Producer. 13:56 .10
Travelogue.
Movie Trailers: .10
Not the Cosbys XXX 3:22
Not the Bradys XXX 2:20
Not Three's Company XXX 2:01
Not Bewitched XXX 1:37
Photo Gallery. .10
Various sizes pictures.
Base DVD extras rates 8.50
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Ratings: Movie Sex action for 6 scenes averages 8.87
Extras DVD extras rates 9.10
Quality Video and lighting rates 9.50
Audio Stereo 2.0 rates 8.50
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Special Note:
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CAVR only gives out a trophy for Movie of Year to
Blu-ray releases.
This release was sent to me on DVD and then 2 weeks
later on Blu-ray.
This has happened on other releases in the past and
I simply re-review and add the Blu-ray features and
usually it ends up with a higher score.
It didn't work out this time.
The DVD version had more features and extras than the
Blu-ray version.
In the DVD version I padded the ratings to include
a extra score for the movie script. But, I didn't
do that to any other Blu-ray releases so I took it
out in the Blu-ray release.
In summary, the Blu-Ray release changes:
No Select a Star.
No Select a Star and pick type of sex to review.
No Replay DVD Intro.
Usually the Blu-ray version has more goodies
then the DVD version.
Original Review
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Production dates: 03/2009. Email
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