Jesus Juice
As featured in Ass Squirts. 04/13/2007
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Studio............Extreme Associates
Producer..........Rob Black
Director..........Thomas Zupko
Distributor.......Extreme Associates
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Included in the Press Kit was a small bottle of Jesus Juice that
was featured in the movie Ass Squirts.
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Info card states:
Jesus is 'holy fluid blasted from the bungholes of cum-crazed
whores, to beg God's blessing on those who use it, and
protection from the powers of prima donna sluts who won't
put out.
When to Use Jesus Juice:
1> When a broad won't let you stick it in her ass, put a few drops
of Jesus Juice on your prick.
2> When a broad won't down your choad, put a few drops of Jesus
Juice on your prick.
3> When a broad won't cheek your sack, put a few drops of Jesus
Juice on your prick.
4> When a broad won't deep throat your shaft, put a few drops of
Jesus Juice on your prick.
5> When a broad won't eat your ass, put a few drops of Jesus
Juice on your butt hair.
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Small red print:
Jesus Juice is a means of spiritual wealth - a sacramental that remits
venial sin. The church strongly urges it's use, especially when
dangers threaten. Virgins, stuck-up bitches, sluts who won't do
anal... Hate Jesus Juice because spooge-spilling that invariably
ensues after sprinkled with this blessed fluid.
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Included in the Press Kit. Email Den
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